Balon Swann



Balon Swann is the one true king of LAXN

Early Life
Balon was born to unknown parents, though many believe he gave birth to himself.He raised himself eventually getting accepted to Harvard College in 1427. His rise to power began when he graduated the college in 1890, he began as a servant of the government, only to climb up to the High Holy Emperor of LAXN in 2008. He was murdered in his home at the age of 972 by William the Bad.

Children
Balon fathered many children, the most notable being Balon the Red. Children of Balon from his first wife are: Balon Big Dick, Balon Break Back, Bog Booty Balon, and Balon the Gay. His second wife gave him 2 children: Gay Man, and Antonius the Great. Balon has also fathered many bastards, such as: Steve, Unknamed, Unnamed, Gar, and Jiffy Peanut Butter, who was banished to the shadow lands with Unknamed in 1352.